He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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