Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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