No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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