the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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