She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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