Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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