i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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