Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i out mim tonsoeep
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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