Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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