You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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