Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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