He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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