her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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