I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I love you. Go after that dick
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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