If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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