and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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