You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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