So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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