never play flip cup with pint glasses
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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