Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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