Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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