This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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