somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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