Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
