I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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