Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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