she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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