I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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