8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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