this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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