she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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