it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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