and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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