So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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