i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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