would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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