return my video game
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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