He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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