brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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