i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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