its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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