if you like me you must not know who I am
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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