He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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