Where did you get a picture of my penis
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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