Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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