To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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