So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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