smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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