I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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