I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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