I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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