Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She announced her abortion via fbk
worst night to have a conscience
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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