I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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