Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
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Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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