He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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