Christians are straight up FREAKS
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
P.S. I can't hear my feet
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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