so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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