how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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